#✧ ˚ THE DETECTIVE
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
#filmedit#filmgifs#memes#moviegifs#dailyflicks#chewieblog#bblecher#fight club#userrobin#usergal#nessa007#userbrittany#userlera#useraurore#american psycho#dune#breaking bad#taxi driver#a clockwork orange#scarface#joker#true detective#new jack city#training day#the boys#paddington#gifs#movie#tv#kane52630
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#minecraft#the legend of zelda#tloz#murderbot#tmbd#the murderbot diaries#httyd#how to train your dragon#pokemon gets a free pass bc they already do animated movies and detective pikachu looked good#the sonic movie gets a pass too bc it isn't at fault for being good enough to start the live action craze. i forgive it#id included#ramblings#thank god kirby isn't dealing with all this. can you imagine.
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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
#a platypus?#PERRY THE PLATYPUS?#this is so stupid im sorry#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#worlds greatest detective#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: phineas and ferb
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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
#dc#dc comics#dcau#dcu#dc universe#jason todd#jason peter todd#batman#detective comics#bat family#batfam#batfamily#robin#second robin#poll#80s#reddit#comic books
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Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sign it
If you're not please reblog
Edit 1: Just in case the previous link doesn't bring you where you need here
Edit 2: It's EU not Europe sorry
#lgbt#Lgbt Europe#European lgbt#lgbt rights#dimension 20#d20#supernatural#dead boy detectives#bbc sherlock#hannibal#911 abc#europe
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me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.
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New Show is released. New Show is loved by many viewers. New Show is not yet renewed. social media campaigns for renewal of New Show. PSAs to play episodes of New Show on loop in the background to get viewership up for New Show. urgency to binge New Show so they see good views for New Show. pleading and begging and tagging special media accounts to get another season of New Show. New Show is cancelled. social media outcry and petitions to save New Show trend for a week. New Show is not picked up. New Show says cancelled. they start making a New New Show and it all starts the fuck over again. I gotta be honest I'm really fucking tired of this shit
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Neil Gaiman's favorite trope
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#painland#?#sandman#dream#dream of the endless#hob gadling#dreamling#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands
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DC can pretend that Jason knows who Tim is but I know the truth
#my art#dc#dc comics#detective comics#batman#jason todd#talia al ghul#tim drake#red hood#robin#red robin#batfam#batfamily#oifaaart
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Only Steve Yockey would make a character who is a gay cat god who wants to fuck a repressed Edwardian boy
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“Bruce Wayne’s superpower is money” Bruce Wayne’s superpower is the ability to actively have a full-fledged panic attack and still look Superman himself dead in the eye without any of his vitals changing. Heart rate is a solid 60 BPM. You can’t even see him breathing. Put some respect on my man’s name.
#treadmill thoughts#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superman#Clark Kent#if Clark pays SUPER close attention#he can detect the adrenaline/cortisol spike#but only if he knows to look for it#meanwhile Bruce spent the whole JL meeting try not to flip a chair#out of anxiety#or a flashback etc
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Tintin Meets The Detectives
Art by Adam Murphy
#Comics#Tintin#Columbo#Jessica Fletcher#Hercule Poirot#Poirot#Detective#Detectives#Art#Illustration#Film#TV#Television#Adam Murphy#Bande Dessinées
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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"
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obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others
#🐉#like they were not fucking around they were like you will be BLACKLISTED we will EXILE you there may be FINANCIAL RESTITUTION OWED#if our plagiarism software detects anything suspicious we will FLAY YOU ALIVE IN THE TOWN SQUARE#i still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes wondering if i cited my sources correctly
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